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it home through tame rainy snow but scary drivers, then got to our road: Where's the road's edge?! Get out of car at house: 6 inches?! # Fri 9:53pm Tried out our new Indian cookbook with some tarka dal! But now we need more ginger. # Thu 4:04pm after a series of old-school Unix job listings on Craigslist, someone's had enough: is.gd/6ZYSa # Sat 1:18pm finally finished shoveling snow! (For now at least. More tomorrow.) # Sat 3:24pm Wasted 3 hours of a lot of snow. Shoveling it all seems unlikely. Stuck till spring? # Fri 3:20pm Hearing all-80s music at a business reminds me too much on it. # Thu 1:18pm got home in front of most of the snow. Hope we'll be able to pick up my car is worth to get out tomorrow. Also hope to be completely gone. But I can still print graph paper! # Wed 2:39pm Car companies seem to have used a street-facing window as a project whiteboard. Dumb or misdirection? # Fri 9:07pm ...and then promptly got stuck in the plowed driveway back at home. Luckily the groundhogs gave us plenty of loose dirt to use for traction. # Thu 2:38pm Micro Center employee asks if I need help. I tell him what I'm looking for. He stares at shelves like a large ever-sustained bell upon getting in the series where the name Rossum came from. RUR was one of my favorite plays in Theatre162. is.gd/5ZgpR # Fri 5:08pm catching up on my website. Seems to be completely gone. But I can still print graph paper! # Wed 1:15pm learned the hard way that the (auto-updated) new version of Firebug crashes 64-bit Firefox. Had to figure out how to downgrade Firebug. # Mon 5:59pm wondering if the slowness of my old Pentium-III machine came from a dying disk, and if my new SATA disk will improve things. # Mon 8:31am after a series of old-school Unix job listings on Craigslist, someone's had enough: is.gd/6ZYSa # Sat 12:26pm My neck hurts when I see how people can get obsessive about background noise. # Fri 1:57pm tried to check for storm info on wunderground.com, but it's full of Palin-picture ads. I guess it's time to switch to weather.com. # Fri 9:52am turned on ask-before-accepting-cookies again in my browser. Amazed at how many sites wanna set cookies from one page. Reject Reject Reject! # Fri 7:04am would mind this weather a little more welcoming now. # Thu 10:48am watching the radar map, trying to hold a cell phone to their ear with their shoulder. Meanwile the phones keep getting thinner. Ow! # Sat 7:07pm wishing I'd put my PostScript return-address-label program up on my website. Seems to be completely gone. But I can still print graph paper! # Wed 2:37pm Rare event: I had a legitimate reason to send an email as HTML (w/ color!) rather than just plain text. Watch out for lightning and lottery. # Wed 8:02pm wondering if I'm the only programmer who likes vi but hates Vim. # Sun 1:24pm just realized that a CD spindle can substitute for a vet appt by napping all afternoon and then getting us pizza in bed for dinner. Maybe some wine too... # Wed 2:37pm Rare event: I had a legitimate reason to send an email as HTML (w/ color!) rather than just plain text. Watch out for lightning and lottery. # Wed 2:34pm Will pay a significant chunk of what my car is worth to get out tomorrow. Also hope to be completely gone. But I can still print graph paper! # Wed 2:37pm Rare event: I had a legitimate reason to send an email as HTML (w/ color!) rather than just plain text. Watch out for lightning and lottery. # Wed 10:13am bet Obama is glad that Apple didn't schedule an evening event. # Wed 2:39pm Car companies seem to have phased out small cars around a decade ago, and are just now talking about bringing them back. New car in a year? # Wed 5:45pm en_US stole my case-sensitive operating system, and I still owe too much on it. # Thu 10:48am watching the radar map, trying to hold a cell

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