Date: 2006-05-09 21:13:00
Tags: spam
stock spam disclaimer

I happened to read the disclaimer text at the bottom of a stock spam I got today. I was amused (emphasis mine):

Information within this report contains forward looking statements within the meaning of Section 27A of the Securities Act of 1933 and Section 21B of the SEC Act of 1934. Statements that involve discussions with respect to projections of future events are not statements of historical fact and may be forward looking statements. Don't rely on them to make a decision. The Company is not a reporting company registered under the Exchange Act of 1934. We have received two million free trading shares from a third party not an officer, director or affiliate shareholder. We intend to sell all our shares now, which could cause the stock to go down, resulting in losses for you. This company has revenues in its most recent quarter with the float currently increasing. Read the Company's Annual Report if one is available and Information Statement before you invest. This report shall not be construed as any kind of investment advice or solicitation. You can lose all your money by investing in this stock.

Seems to me that those statements are even more pessimistic than usual.

[info]victriviaqueen
2006-05-09T14:50:17Z
Wow, that's impressively weaselish.
(anonymous)
2006-05-10T15:18:26Z
cravet empator
(anonymous) : hey
2006-07-19T14:54:27Z
nice hair dude u makes u look like a pink and blonde striped zebra
Greg Hewgill <greg@hewgill.com>